A friends Backyard Fire and Meat & Cheese Tray
Remember when we were all wiping down groceries with Clorox wipes, standing six feet apart, and looking at anyone who sneezed like they were Patient Zero?
One of my buddies says, “Come on over! We’ll have a backyard bonfire. We’ll social distance.”
Sounds reasonable.
Then he proudly walks out with this absolutely beautiful charcuterie board…
…with exactly THREE serving utensils.